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Post by Earl Cole on Jan 21, 2010 13:58:22 GMT -5
 Hello, my name is Earl. I am black. I like women. I have a job. I have won a million dollars. I will win this game. I will provide entertainment. I will use your free condoms. I will eat all the food. I will satisfy all the women. I will vote out the men. I will run this game. LOL. Anywho, that picture makes me look creepy, but look at me im innocent.  Im just a nice guy, who everyone will get along with and will slide into the final tribal council and win by a shutout again. haha. Anywho, I wish I was on the athletic tribe, cause I am black and you know what they say, black people run fast, but problems run faster, and I think my tribe is chalk full of them lol. Aras.. meh me ... winner.. Jaime... cute Natalie...not so much Natalie....maybe NIcole...maybe PG....sneaky Rafe... maybe RUssell...hell no Yul....me and him played the same but im better cause im black... Alicia... I will wave my finger in yo face Ami...playboy? Brendan....umm no Brett....overrated.. Darrah....hawt James....my brotha from anotha motha... Jamie....? Kelly.... sexy Laura....milf.. Rob....wheres amber? hahaha |
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Post by Tom Westman on Jan 21, 2010 20:54:00 GMT -5
lol you look like you just had sex in that picture  |
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Post by Earl Cole on Jan 21, 2010 23:19:44 GMT -5
well duh! Why do you think they call me Earl the Pearl?  1. Have you played in the previous seasons? If yes, who were you playing as? No and Nadda 2. Explain briefly your strategy going into the game. align with majoirty, flirt, win, flirt, have mini alliances, flirt, trust people i think i can trust and flirt. 3. Who do you think will be your biggest competition? Im earl dammit, my biggest competition is my alter ego, the sex-crazed Pearl, who im sure you will see alot of in this game. Im Earl, The Pearl is the guy who lets it all hang out 4. Who would you likely align with? the sexy girls, not girls like natalie who are ugly tho. Only way I would do them is if I put a paper bag over that face. Oh!.. you said align with, umm, same principles, haah. 5. Please give me your main AIM on where I can contact you immediately. (If I don't have it yet) umm brownlost69 |
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Post by Tom Westman on Jan 22, 2010 0:00:26 GMT -5
hahaha good answers |
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Post by Earl Cole on Jan 26, 2010 23:51:04 GMT -5
ok... so its been awhile since I posted here But we won! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA by .1 HAHAHAHAHA that blows CHUNKS for the other tribe, im just glad we aint goin to TC cause well, actually, I dont care, haha. Im safe cause I got a solid alliance. I worked a little magic on Jaime, used a pick up line or two and got her in the sack I told her stuff like Nice smile cutie and I'd buy you a drink but Id be jealous of the straw and before you knew it, BANG BANG Earl scored IN YO FACE EVIL NATALIE! oh wait, she couldnt even do the puzzle... ahhaahahaha, guess her chest really weighed her down that one. Her brain = size of peanut, her boobs = watermelons on her tiny frame, no wonder you were all over that Tom. You like those big melons dont ya? Well, Jaime and me are sharing a bond (closer then anyone will ever know ) literally and figuaratively speaking. Nicole and Natalie PM'ed me too, and let me say, I couldnt resist, I flirted with them too, Natalie played back like and all. Nicole, more gameplay but oh well, hah. Yuls nice, Rafe and me are alligned, so im kinda the guy who people wont target so fast. Life is good, I got my women and my eyes on the money. Im here fo the million dawg, the million. action on the side is always a plus. So yea... I seem to be sitting pretty damn good now, Life is good for Earl. Im feeling like in the picture in my first post everyday and I think I can go far. Eyes on the prize (Too bad their not ALWAYS on the prize) haha |
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Post by Tom Westman on Jan 27, 2010 0:56:02 GMT -5
lol so have you ever thought of who you would take to final 2? or have you made f2 deals with anyone yet?
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Post by Earl Cole on Jan 27, 2010 22:19:36 GMT -5
I think Ill take Jaime, just so I can have some FUN on my last day on the island Day 39... me and her... fireworks flying. Just make sure your stocked up on the only thing you provide us on Survivor (hint: they star wit a c end with an m with ondo in the middle |
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Post by Tom Westman on Jan 27, 2010 22:51:48 GMT -5
Condominium?
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Post by Earl Cole on Jan 28, 2010 1:38:40 GMT -5
c then an ondo in the middle and ending with an m nowhere did I mention inium and LOL @ me making it seem like someone voted Earl for MVP, hahahahahahaha, this will be hilarious. |
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Post by Tom Westman on Jan 28, 2010 2:44:10 GMT -5
haha well you never mentioned it was strictly ondo in the middle  But tough luck man, we ran out of it, remember that night I had with Natalie B But anyway, we still have some coconut leaves for your perusal if you want it rough |
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Post by Earl Cole on Jan 28, 2010 10:44:44 GMT -5
oh well... don't come complaining to me when there's mini Earl's running around the island. You'll be telling the other tribe this. Getting your new look at the Nadhifu tribe... ________ voted out the last tribal council. Drop your buffs, we are now merging, Nadhifu with 14 people (  9 mini-Earls ) and the other tribe with 5, if I merge with my army of mini-Earls I SO got this ;D haha me and Jaime will be final 2 cause the mini-Earls will be majority so once we pick off everyone, we can just tell them to go to bed and me and jaime final 2  |
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Post by Tom Westman on Jan 28, 2010 11:12:01 GMT -5
lol wait till you find out Jaime is impotent now what? |
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Post by Earl Cole on Jan 28, 2010 19:48:36 GMT -5
Boii, dont you watch LOST? we on a special island, im black, shes hawt, anything can happen... This island is magical.... it will happen |
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Post by Tom Westman on Jan 28, 2010 20:48:04 GMT -5
uhm not. we're in congo |
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Post by Earl Cole on Jan 28, 2010 22:32:18 GMT -5
oh yes it is... this island in the congo is the identical version of the island in LOST |
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9 mini-Earls 